Tech-savvy Grandma Pillows

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Adam, Carol and the grandkids want to visit. What's our website address again?'

'With text, email and internet access, this phone means your family will have to think of even more excuses why they don't keep in touch.'

"Grandma's pretty computer savvy. She gives us cookies, then tracks us by following the crumbs."

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Typewriters and Laptops.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Facelift Book.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Laptops

"You're never too old to learn..."

Virtual Beach

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

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Grandad Prodigy

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

The Hybrid

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

The older I get, the more of my memory I outsource to Google.

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Stroller Cellphone

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"