Tech-savy Grandparent Pillows

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Typewriters and Laptops.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

i-teddy

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

'You're texting? Wait--'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Smartphone Sonogram

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