Tech-savvy Grandpas Pillows

"Before there was the Internet, Grandpa didn't know that he was right about everything."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'You're texting? Wait--'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

Facelift Book.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."