Tech-savvy Grandpas Mugs

"Before there was the Internet, Grandpa didn't know that he was right about everything."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Facelift Book.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Virtual Beach

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."