Gadget-loving Uncles Mugs

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

The cell phone soother for life.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Virtual Beach

'Mom, I need a push.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

Mobile Phones

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"No, copy and paste has nothing to do with you being twins."

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy