Gadget-loving Uncles Prints

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

The cell phone soother for life.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Virtual Beach

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

Modern Baby Mobiles

Bubbies and technology

Mobile Phones

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"I'm working on texting my memoirs."

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy