Fun-loving Uncles Prints

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Dog traps the postman.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Skateboard

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

I am to blame.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Man building a tree house

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

'Did you find any clothes?'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Pianist.

With Jury Duty for All

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Santa Claus walks dogs

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'Her first telekinesis!'

'Enough, George... I let you get the stupid pool. I'm not going to cut your dinner into little pieces and dump it in.'

Boris Johnson related to Mummy