Fun-loving Uncles Pillows

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dog traps the postman.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Skateboard

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

I am to blame.

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Did you find any clothes?'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Switchback Playground.

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Pianist.

With Jury Duty for All

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

Santa Claus walks dogs

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

'Her first telekinesis!'

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Enough, George... I let you get the stupid pool. I'm not going to cut your dinner into little pieces and dump it in.'