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CATS BEHAVING BADLY - cats are watching this tv programme on a badly-scratched sofa

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'Save us!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

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Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Dog traps the postman.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Groovy Baby

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

You need a new reading light

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'Did you find any clothes?'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).