Fun-loving Relatives Pillows

'Did you find any clothes?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Dog traps the postman.

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Multisports

I am to blame.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Switchback Playground.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

Toys for Tots

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"I figured out how to get them to clean up the leaves. I hid their phones in them."

Skateboarding

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

'Her first telekinesis!'