Fun-loving Grandparent Pillows

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

I am to blame.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'Did you find any clothes?'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Now might be a good time to tell you I'm gay.'

"I'm an assistance dog."

'Her first telekinesis!'

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Soccer Moms Without Kids.

Young MacDonald

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"And if you don't finish your vegetables, Daddy will take you to a Knicks game."

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Day, will you take me potty?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'