Fun-loving Grandparent Gifts

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

I shrank another inch! Woo-hoo!

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

'There's gin in the thermos. Make sure not to share it with the kids, even if they lose.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

I am to blame.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Did you find any clothes?'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Switchback Playground.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Beating Dad at Chess.

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

Young MacDonald

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'Now might be a good time to tell you I'm gay.'

"I'm an assistance dog."

'Her first telekinesis!'

Soccer Moms Without Kids.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

We fell asleep on the hayride.

"And if you don't finish your vegetables, Daddy will take you to a Knicks game."

The Elderly Keeping Fit.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'