Fun-loving Grandchild Gifts

ACME Kissograns...

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Serious Putty

Trust

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

The toothfairy

Multisports

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Graduation Day At A Party School