Fun-loving Youngster Gifts

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"It's a mobile."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Serious Putty

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Trust

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The toothfairy

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Multisports

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'