Fun-loving Family Member Gifts

Television Baseball

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Don't even think about it."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Serious Putty

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Skateboard

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Multisports

Man building a tree house

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

This is Roscoe, our first pooch