Fun-loving Relative Gifts

This was so fun! And now I'm going to call your mommy in here so I can go get a glass of wine. Amy's aunternal instincts kick in.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

Dog traps the postman.

Skateboard

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Multisports

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Man building a tree house

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'Did you find any clothes?'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."