Fun-loving Relative Pillows

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Dog traps the postman.

Skateboard

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

Man building a tree house

Multisports

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'Did you find any clothes?'

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Beating Dad at Chess.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."