Fun-loving Brother Pillows

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Bitchbark Canoe

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Skateboard

Dog traps the postman.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

How Am I Driving?

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Santa Claus walks dogs

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

'We sleep 18 hours a day, eat whenever we want and the rest is all free time. So what's the big difference up here?'