Fun-loving Brother Pillows

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Bitchbark Canoe

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Yes, That Was The Exit

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

Dog traps the postman.

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

How Am I Driving?

Santa Claus walks dogs

'I'm all about quantity.'

The Wellington Statue.

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

Sick Exhibitionist