Brother Who Loves Jokes Pillows

Cry babies.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Family Butcher.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

How Am I Driving?

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

A parrot business meeting

'I'm all about quantity.'

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

Cocktail Franks

The Wellington Statue.

Sick Exhibitionist

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"'No bones about it?' What? Oh, right. I get it. Ha."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Happy Xmas

Dog helping scientist.