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Cry babies.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

Family Butcher.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

A parrot business meeting

How Am I Driving?

'In this rare photo of President Bush standing beside former President Clinton, one can't help but notice how the weight of office has grayed their hair.'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'I'm all about quantity.'

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"Someday you'll understand the ways of the world...with the exception of tax and health insurance forms."

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"'No bones about it?' What? Oh, right. I get it. Ha."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

The Wellington Statue.

Cocktail Franks

Sick Exhibitionist

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Happy Xmas