Brotherly Humor Pillows

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"It's easy to understand the theory of evolution when you have a brother!"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

How Am I Driving?

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I'm all about quantity.'

Sick Exhibitionist

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

The Wellington Statue.

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

Conversation in the country about theft

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

'Punish us if you must, Dad, but who will you get to tie your shoe laces for you?'

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

'Oh, no, I'm his brother Teeny, Weeny Todd.'

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

"Calm down ladies! Calm down! There is enough here for everyone so form a queue in numerical order..."

'I think the Spanish G.P.S voice sounds sexy.'

Conjoined strangers.