Gadget-loving Sibling Prints

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

The cell phone soother for life.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Newborns on cell phones

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

Bad Parent Computers.

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Just between us...I only follow his tweets because he feeds me.

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

Scanning documents

"Before we begin, let's all take a moment to Google the true meaning of Christmas."