Gadget-loving Sibling Gifts

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

The cell phone soother for life.

Mac OS 20

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Newborns on cell phones

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

Scanning documents

Just between us...I only follow his tweets because he feeds me.

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

Bad Parent Computers.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'