Gadget Lover Parent Gifts

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The cell phone soother for life.

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

The Digital Family

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"