Gadget Lover Parent Pillows

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The cell phone soother for life.

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Digital Family

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).