Gadget-loving Dad Pillows

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The cell phone soother for life.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

At the modern antenatal class.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"There's even an app for being a mother!"

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"All that's left is to monetize it."

Superhero uses balloon to help him use a pc.

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

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