Tech-savvy Dad Pillows

'OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls.'

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'Think of it like this, son...boys have a USB stick, and girls have USB port.'

"I didn't say download something for him, I said read to him."

Father's Day 1970 vs Fathers Day Now

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"I'm sorry dad but I've found a better father figure online."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Digital Family

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"