Tech-savvy Dad Pillows

'OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls.'

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

'Think of it like this, son...boys have a USB stick, and girls have USB port.'

"I didn't say download something for him, I said read to him."

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"I'm sorry dad but I've found a better father figure online."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

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"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."