Digital Whiz Dad Pillows

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Gadget geek.

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

The modern generation!

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

"Problem?"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

Painting dad's face

Scanning documents

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."