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"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

We ARE playing catch.

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"Here's the umbilical cord, and here's the controller."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

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I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

Today's Mothers Day!

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

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'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

At the modern antenatal class.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

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'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

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