Digital Diy Dad Pillows

'I made you a Father's Day card on the computer and printed it all by myself.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The modern generation!

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Dad's Workbench

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Today's Mothers Day!

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

At the modern antenatal class.

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"Sometimes I think I have the best kids in the world. But maybe I should google it just make sure."

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

'If you text for a glass of water one more time, Daddy's going to take away your cell phone.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

Maternity. Which one is yours?

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

"I planned on cutting the cord myself but my phone app beat me to it."