Creative Dad Pillows

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I'm drawing you, dad. . ."

Painting dad's face

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Time for bed, guys."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

My dad makes his own beer.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Playing dustbins

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.