Crafty Dad Pillows

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"It's a mobile."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Homeschooling

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Man building a tree house

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Daddy's Hook

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Add your kids' ages together...

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Father's Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'