Humorous Dad Pillows

"He says it was his dads first attempt at the school run today."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Official Team Cap With Beard

How witness protection really works...

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Have you seen my wife?"

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Child on a schedule.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Add your kids' ages together...

"I've got 2 WONDERFUL children. 2 out of 5 isn't bad I suppose!"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

"I think our daughter got her brains from me."

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

Our Yuppie Dad

Mix up on the maternity ward.

Dad Socks / Dad Sex