Dads With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Add your kids' ages together...

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'He's adopted.'

Men Parenting

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

Okay, one more time... Mom is expecting a baby, but that doesn't mean you'll be sold as a used kid. Got it now?