Dads With Imagination Pillows

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Support the head."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

Add your kids' ages together...

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Bearded man with baby sheltered under his beard.

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

Painting dad's face

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

'That's not the image I wanted to leave him with.'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

". . . and this little piggy said 'to heck with it. Let's all go down to the Market Tavern!'"

"Delia, I’d like you to meet one of my oldest and dearest friends."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

'Punish us if you must, Dad, but who will you get to tie your shoe laces for you?'

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"I read the book and it has way better special effects than the movie."

'From now on give them a double dose of bromide in their tea.'

"What's the password to access dad?"