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'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Skateboard

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

The modern generation!

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Support the head."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'