Dynamic Dads Prints

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

The modern generation!

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Skateboard

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Support the head."

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'