Versatile Dad Prints

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Daddy's Hook

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

At the modern antenatal class.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Father's Day

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

Timber!

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Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

The Husband Caddie

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

Scanning documents