Versatile Dad Mugs

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Daddy's Hook

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

At the modern antenatal class.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Around here your mom is the management. I'm just the middle management.'

Father's Day

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

Timber!

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

The Husband Caddie

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

Painting dad's face

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'