Family-focused Dad Mugs

'My son's doing work experience and he helps me with the small print.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Daddy's Hook

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

At the modern antenatal class.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Father's Day

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Old School Call Forwarding

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Timber!

Tired Guys

The Husband Caddie

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'