Multitasking Dad Prints

The Husband Caddie

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Skateboard

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'We need a dog!'

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

You missed a spot!

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

Working Moms

"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'