Multitasking Dad Pillows

The Husband Caddie

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Fitness Programme for babies

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Skateboard

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'We need a dog!'

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

You missed a spot!

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

Working Moms

"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'