Parental Multitaskers Pillows

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Fitness Programme for babies

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Soccer kids texting

Homeschooling

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

The Swiss Arm-y Wife

"What?!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'I'm a communication expert because I can eat crisps, drink beer, read the news and talk to my wife while watching TV!'

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'