Multitasking Parent Pillows

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Fitness Programme for babies

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"I had to skip my workout."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Hassled Mother.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."