Father On Triple Duty Pillows

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Skateboard

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Daddy's Hook

You missed a spot!

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

Father's Day

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Timber!

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

The Husband Caddie

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Maybe tomorrow.'

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"Mommie!"

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'