Father On Triple Duty T-Shirts

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Skateboard

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Daddy's Hook

You missed a spot!

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"It was at this point that our wives left us."

Father's Day

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Timber!

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

The Husband Caddie

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Maybe tomorrow.'

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"Mommie!"