Proud Father In Training Pillows

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"That's mine!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"He looks just like your husband."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."