Proud Father In Training Gifts

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"That's mine!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

Infantry.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"He looks just like your husband."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'