Happy Father Gifts

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Doughboy Dad

"That's mine!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Which one's yours?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

"Which one's mine?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Which one's yours?"

"It's a dependent!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Man building a tree house

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

My dad makes his own beer.

Overprotective Father

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.