Happy Father Prints

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's mine!"

Doughboy Dad

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Infantry.

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Which one's yours?"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Which one's mine?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

"Which one's yours?"

"It's a dependent!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Man building a tree house

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

My dad makes his own beer.

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.